- It always takes twice as long as you think.
- The wireless will go down just when you need to know the title of that poem.
- If you have given only one bad review in your public life, that writer will find you, post flames on your blog, and do his or her level best to ensure that you never work in this town again.
- The unexpected immersion of one’s earphones in a glass of bourbon is a clear sign that it is time for bed.
Murphy’s Laws of Writing, In No Particular Order
